The Need for New Feminism

I’ve been called a lot of nasty names in my life, but misogynist isn’t on the list, at least it’s not one of the names I hear regularly from relatively well-informed people.

Responsibility

No matter where you go, no matter what you do and no matter who you meet, everyone is talking about their rights, perceived, real or desired. Everybody is talking about what they’re entitled to, or at least what they feel they’re entitled to, and they ramble on, seemingly endlessly, about it.

New Moon

There’s a new moon out tonight
and it’s the darkest night of the year
You can hear children crawling beneath their beds
and clutching their sheets in fear
while murmuring their prayers and hitting their lights
as they wait for the sun to appear

Runaway: Part One

There’s nothing special about me, I’m just an ordinary guy. I’m just an
everyday Joe, another dumb schlock walking the streets.

Runaway: Part Two

So you’re heading up 85, what happens next?

Runaway: Part Three

So you left the restaurant, what did you do?

Runaway: Part Four

So what happened next?

Runaway: Part Five

So what happened when you got to Charlotte?

Runaway: Part Six

So what happened when he took you to the back of the bar?

Runaway: Part Seven

style="font-style: italic;">So what happened after that?

Runaway: Part Eight

So
what did you do after you pulled into the station?

Runaway: Part Nine

So, after the heat blew over about the private eye, what did you do?

Runaway: Part Ten

So how was the bus ride home?

Human Chess Rules 1.0

Definition: Human chess is the never-ending game in which people, seeking to fulfill their own needs and desires, work for, with and against others positioning themselves, others and the world around them in such a way that they have a better chance of reaching their goals than those who seek the same thing or things conflicting with their desires.

The Warlock and the Pupil

One day, many years ago, I met a warlock I admired greatly. His knowledge of the world and the people in it greatly exceeded my own and I was determined to learn from him. Luckily, he was very generous and spoke with me at length about magic and how it works.

The Prediction

I was walking down the street when a friend who I had not seen in some time passed me going the other way. We both stopped to talk but after I greeted her, she looked up, raised her hands up to the sky in pure frustration and screamed, “Please tell me I will have a better day!”

Human Chess

I had just published an essay on magical theory in a local weekly. It was making waves through the community and everyone was wanting to talk to me about it. That’s why it didn’t surprise me when that the first words I heard when I entered the cafeteria were, “Can I ask you a question about your essay?”

Beauty

I was late to my science class when I was startled by the sound of books hitting the pavement. A girl walking the other way had slipped, dropped her entire load and was scrambling to pick them up. Without hesitation I started to help her gather them.

Lunchtime Encounter

I was enjoying my lunch break at an outdoor café when a female student walked up beside the table where I was sitting.

The Party

It was a rare burst of social interaction that brought me to the party, a mingling session of the honors students on campus. It turned out to be just a bunch of students dressed nicely, roaming the university’s guest house munching on finger food while chatting the evening away.

The Shock Jock

After my incident with the reporter in the cafeteria, I was invited to appear on a local radio show. The invitation said that the show was “A lively forum for discussing relevant and interesting issues.” But I quickly discovered that the Barry Samuel show was nothing more than one person, Barry, berating his guests with the aid of his loud-mouthed cohort Dr. Scream.

The Book

It was a lovely day out and I had just checked out a new book from the library for some light reading. I decided to take it to a nearby bench and start rummaging through the pages.

The Strip Club

One day, my fiancé and I realized that neither of us had ever seen the inside of a gentlemen’s club and were curious about what one was like. So we headed out that night to head out to a small club on the edge of town and sat down at a quiet table near the corner.

The Slip

I needed to make a stop by my apartment late one morning last week and headed out on foot from work. There’s a section of the sidewalk that’s been torn up for construction and replaced temporarily by gravel.

The Speeding Ticket

A couple of months ago I was making the long drive to a family reunion when I saw the twinkle of blue lights in my rear-view mirror. My brother and I were late leaving and I was probably going faster than I should have been, but I didn’t think I was going unreasonably fast.

The Jumper

I was visiting a classmate’s dorm for a study session when someone outside started shouting down the hall, “There’s a girl on the roof who’s about to jump!” Within seconds almost all of the doors in the hallway opened as people piled toward the stairwell, heading down to get a better look.

The Carnie

One of my earliest “warlock” moments occurred when I was in high school. I had been set up on a date with a girl that was a horrible match for me. Even though she seemed enthralled with me, I had little interest in her but, since it was a favor to my family, the date went on.

The French Song

I had just finished guest-lecturing for an introductory psychology class at a small local college, when I found myself grabbing a quick bite to eat in front of the school’s humanities building. Though the campus was gorgeous, the food at the small cafe was inadequate and I found myself stewing over a half-eaten sandwich and a handful of chips.

The Student: Part One

The Characters:

The Student: Part Two

The scene is set exactly as the first. However, this time there is a lovely antique vase on one of the end tables and Holderman is using a crutch to aid him in getting around. There is a knock at the door. Holderman slowly works his way over to answer it and it’s William on the other side who then barges into the house before Holderman can say a word.

The Student: Part Three

The scene is set exactly as the first two. Holderman is peering out a window and he goes over and opens the door for William before there is even a knock. Holderman motions for William to take a seat and as he walks by him William hands Holderman a piece of paper. Holderman sits down and reads the paper while William sits down directly facing him. Holderman’s mannerisms are clearly different today; he’s more relaxed and open, more polite and friendly.

The Student: Part Four

The scene is the same as before. This time Holderman is in his chair rocking gently when a knock comes at the door. Holderman doesn’t budge. The knock sounds again but this time it’s much louder than before and is followed by several doorbell rings. After the third ring Holderman finally gets out of his chair slowly and lets William in. William is carrying with him two sheets of paper. Holderman motions for him to take his typical seat and William does so without a word being exchanged and sets the paper on the table next to it. Holderman continues to stand over him.

The Student: Part Five

The scene is the same. Holderman is sitting on the couch reading the newspaper when a knock comes at the door. He gets up, answers it and William enters carrying the deck of cards. Holderman sits back down calmly in his chair and William positions himself so that he faces Holderman on the opposite side of the coffee table. There is a long awkward silence between the two before William goes to speak.

The Student: Part Six

The scene is the same. Holderman is sitting on the couch reading a book when a knock comes at the door. He opens it and William enters carrying a container of food. The food is obviously very hot as William scurries past Holderman to set the food down on the coffee table.

The Student: Part Seven

The scene is the same. Holderman is sitting on the couch reading a book when the doorbell rings. He gets up slowly and opens the door and William comes inside. Holderman motions for William to take his usual seat and he does so. Holderman slowly takes his own on the couch, having to lower himself slowly to avoid straining himself.

A Common Tragedy: Part One

(Curtain comes up revealing a small, plain bedroom with the body of a young lady laying on the bed already covered, and an empty bottle of pills on the nightstand. Standing in the room is Sheriff O’Riely and Charles Flint.) Sheriff: What was your relation to the girl?

A Common Tragedy: Part Two

(Gosa, the lead attorney for Senator Livingston and Whitehall, one of the lead District Attorneys, are negotiating. There are two small chairs in the office, but Gosa has chosen to stand over the desk which Whitehall is sitting at. There are file folders all over the desk and it appears that there has been a great deal of stress in the office lately.)

A Common Tragedy: Part Three

(The setting is a small break room with scattered tables and chairs centered around a small television. In the room are three lab workers at the Livingston Crime Laboratory: Richardson, Daniels and Smith. They are eagerly watching the TV)

A Common Tragedy: Part Four

(The scene is Michaels’ new law office. It’s in rather poor shape, full of books and such but in need of repair. Michaels is sitting behind a desk rummaging through some papers when Davis walks in carrying a file folder)

A Common Tragedy: Part Five

(The scene takes place in Judge Samson’s chambers. Samson is sitting behind a nice oak desk with Michaels sitting in one chair on the opposite side holding the envelope from ACT 4. In a corner of the room, Gosa and two of her co-workers are chatting)

A Common Tragedy: Part Six

(The scene is a standard courtroom. At the back is a tall judge’s bench, on either side and toward the office there are two tables. The one at the left seating the prosecution and the one on the right seating the defense. Michaels and an assistant DA are sitting at the prosecutor’s table and Gosa and Livingston are seated at the defense side. It’s closing arguments in the trial and Michaels steps up to give his speech.)

SoulRipper

I remember the day well, it had snowed the night before, something it rarely does in SC. It snowed several inches and it actually stayed. I spent the morning walk to Philosophy walking slowly, taking in the breath-taking scene. All of the grass and roofs were covered in a thin layer of powder-white snow. While the snow never stuck well to the walkways and roadways, it still made for a beautiful sight across the largely open and grassy campus.

SoulRipper II

I remember it was getting to be about evening or so. It think it was around 6 o’clock and I was getting ready to cross the street going northbound and he was getting ready to cross coming my way about half a block down the street. It’s a quiet street you know, we were I think the only two people out there.

Sara’s Ball

911 Operator

The phone clicked on and a female voice answered, “911, fire or emergency?”

Pillow Talk

It was a truly hideous pillow. It looked like it was purchased from a cheap Mexican tourist trap. It had an orange background with a bright red bird stuck in the middle of it. The bird sat on a bright green branch with its head tilted up toward the multi-colored rainbow that was stretched in the sky above. Where there was more than an inch of empty space, a flower, either red, blue or yellow was stuck in so that the orange was almost invisible.

Captors

I am a captive of a brutal and inhuman race that is not my own. I have seen and experienced many things that would make the average person tremble in fear and horror. But now I finally get a chance to tell my story.

The Devil’s Gift

The doctor re-enters the examination room. His head hangs low, as he has bad news to deliver to the young patient. News he can niether explain or rectify. What a twisted web we weave.

Melanie

Melanie is the kind of girl it’s ok to objectify. She’s a pretty girl, lovely face, dark brown eyes and long flowing dirty blonde hair. She wears the kind of clothing that practically screams, “I’m a peace of meat, use me at your will…” She would commonly wear tight-fitting shirts that would expose the fullness of her chest and little short shorts that would sometimes ride up on her as she walked. Yes, I’d say it’s ok to objectify her.

Endless Nightmare

What do we fear most? Is it the potential terrorist attack at the place we work? Is it getting caught in gang crossfire on the way home? Or is it that murderer that just got out of prison or the mugger that has been terrorizing the neighborhood?


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